2014 Network Upfronts: ABC
While
many may scoff at the ties between ABC and Disney, one cannot deny that the
network has been the beneficiary of the larger Disney Empire. Once
Upon a Time continues to be a hit, despite itself, largely due to the
ability to mine all sorts of Disney properties.
And because Disney owns Marvel Studios, shows like Agents of SHIELD get room to breathe. ABC isn’t winning the war when it comes to
ratings, but it does hold a place in terms of geek cred.
MONDAY
8-10PM
“Dancing with the Stars” (Returning)
That
place is not Monday nights, however, where reality TV continues to dominate on
most networks.
10-11PM
“Castle” (Returning)
I’ve
heard rumblings that the ranks of the faithful are less than pleased with
recent developments, but this series continues to march on.
TUESDAY
8-8:30PM
“Selfie” (NEW)
This
would be completely unworthy of attention if it wasn’t for the fact that Karen
Gillan is playing the lead. That makes
it worth a look, or at least a spot on my DVR!
8:30-9PM
“Manhattan Love Story” (NEW)
I’ve
read the description for this comedy at least five times, and I still can’t
wrap my head around it. I’m just
wondering how this is supposed to be a lead-in to the rest of the night, which
is distinctly genre-flavored.
9-10PM
“Agents of SHIELD” (Returning)
I
know that there are haters out there, but few can deny that the series hit a
completely new level in the wake of The
Winter Soldier. And considering that
this is still a Whedon-driven series, I anticipate some improvements between
seasons to continue on that upward curve.
10-11PM
“Forever” (NEW)
Anyone
remember that short-lived FOX series New
Amsterdam? I know I do. This sounds like that exact same concept in
recycle, with the lead going to a former Reed Richards instead the current Jamie
Lannister. (Yes, the genre connections
are all over the map with this one.)
WEDNESDAY
8-8:30PM
“The Middle” (Returning)
A
comedy that I know literally nothing about, but for fans, here it is, still on
the schedule.
8:30-9PM
“The Goldbergs” (Returning)
Ditto.
9-9:30PM
“Modern Family” (Returning)
One
problem with popular comedies is that they never seem to know when to bow out
gracefully. They always go too long, it
seems. That’s how I feel about Modern Family, which has gotten awfully
repetitive as the seasons have strewn by.
9:30-10PM
“Black-ish” (NEW)
Perhaps
the most unfortunate title I’ve seen in years.
It is literally a show about a black suburban family that has assimilated
into white culture a little too much because of personal and professional
success. The implications of that
stagger the mind.
10-11PM
“Nashville” (Returning)
In
which the vile plague that is country music continues to waste this timeslot. The funny thing is, even some fans of the
show aren’t sure it deserved to come back!
THURSDAY
8-9PM
“Grey’s Anatomy” (Returning)
I
find it odd that ABC would move this show so early in the night, since it tends
to be a little more risqué. But there is
a method to the madness, as the rest of the night’s schedule will soon reveal.
9-10PM
“Scandal” (Returning)
Thursday
goes from the likely final season of Shonda Rhimes biggest hit to the return of
her current pop culture sensation. I
know Nadim S., one of our partners in reviewing among the Critical Myth crew,
is a huge fan of Scandal.
10-11PM
“How to Get Away with Murder” (NEW)
It
only makes sense to close out the night with Rhimes’ latest attempt at network
domination, this time detailing the insane antics of four law students and
their professor.
FRIDAY
8-8:30PM
“Last Man Standing” (Returning)
I actually
had to look this one up, and was shocked to discover that it’s the fourth season of a Tim Allen-fronted
comedy. Talk about flying under the
radar!
8:30-9PM
“Cristela” (NEW)
Who
else was hoping this would be a telenovela?
Well, it does have ties to Mexico, given that it’s about a
Mexican-American law intern. It’s about
cultural differences, apparently.
9-10PM
“Shark Tank” (Returning)
This
is probably the perfect timeslot for reality TV, to be honest. Expectations are so much lower on Friday
nights.
10-11PM
“20/20” (Returning)
Season
30-something. This has been around
literally as far back as I can remember.
SUNDAY
7-8PM
“America’s Funniest Home Videos” (Returning)
I
question the validity of that title at this point.
8-9PM
“Once Upon a Time” (Returning)
The
producers have already announced that Elsa from Frozen will be coming next season.
That’s how much influence Disney has over the course of the series. Perhaps that’s why a lot of people feel like
the show has lost its way. Still, there
are plenty of devoted that keep the series afloat.
9-10PM
“Resurrection” (Returning)
The
first season of this show was ridiculously slow-paced, taking eight episodes to
cover about three episodes of material.
That said, it had solid ratings, so it is getting a bigger second
season. Perhaps it can learn from its
mistakes and flourish?
10-11PM
“Revenge” (Returning)
The
bloom is off the rose for a lot of Revenge
fans, but the series was really in no danger of going anywhere just yet. That said, I wouldn’t be shocked if this will
be the final season, should a suitable replacement appear in the next pilot
season.
MID-SEASON/EXTRAS
“American Crime” (Unscheduled Drama)
This
is an odd one. A brutal attack leaves a
husband dead and his wife in a coma, sparking racial tensions in the
community. What’s strange is that the
series is supposedly from the point of view of the victims, which unless there
are zombies involved, seems unnecessarily complicated.
“Agent Carter” (Unscheduled Drama)
Does
this series really need an introduction?
I say this is unscheduled, but in reality, the current plan is to split Agents of SHIELD’s season and air Agent Carter in the middle in the same
timeslot. A consistent helping of Marvel
goodness, as well as the promise of Hayley Atwell, is more than enough to bring
me to the table.
“Secrets and Lies” (Unscheduled Drama)
A
remake of an Australian series of the same name. I think I’ll let Bronzethumb comment on this
one on The Critical Myth Show.
“The Whispers” (Unscheduled Drama)
Aliens
invade using children as their attack vector.
Think a mixture of Torchwood: Children
of Earth and Falling Skies, I
guess? It’s also brought to television
by Stephen Spielberg’s studio, so it’s even odds that this will succeed or fail
as a genre offering.
“Fresh off the Boat” (Unscheduled Comedy)
Winning
second place behind Black-ish in the
Awkward Show Title competition, this is culture shock as seen through the eyes
of an Asian family in the 90s. I detect
a theme for ABC this season.
“Galavant”
(Unscheduled Comedy)
Well,
it’s not about culture shock, per se; it’s a musical comedy fairytale. Essentially Enchanted: The Series.
WHAT WE DON’T SEE
An
endless array of comedies that were unceremoniously cut down, one by one. Also some very unlucky mid-season shows like Killer Women. The only real surprise was Once Upon a Time in Wonderland. Lots of viewers recognized this as being
terrible, yet didn’t quite catch on that the original is just as onerous most
of the time!
THE BOTTOM LINE
For
genre fans, Tuesday night is the only appointment viewing for ABC. Some might maintain interest in the Sunday
night lineup as well, but for me there is a lot more on cable that trumps what
ABC has to offer.
Flaco_Jones
5/14/2014 1:44 PM
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Looks like they are going for the female demographic on Thursday nights since CBS is slated for football/male driven comedies.
It's great that ABC is trying to fight out of the ratings cellar by adding a lot of diversity to their programming but I hope it's not just a bunch of stereotypical garbage.