Book Review: Veronica Mars: The Thousand Dollar Tan Line
I was pleasantly surprised when all the talk and rumor of a Veronica Mars film actually came to fruition. I was even more pleased when the final product was about as solid as I ever could have hoped, given the small budget and the long-standing expectations. Both something of a conclusion and a reboot, Veronica Mars was a fresh start.
Only time will tell if the experiment will
succeed. Funding partially by a
Kickstarter campaign, the theatrical release of the film might best be labeled “limited”,
and it was far from a rousing box office success. With a budget of $6M, it’s made just over
half of that back in domestic returns.
However, it should be noted that the film released on the same day
on-demand and on digital platforms, and there is currently no data on how well
the film did in that regard. It’s
reasonable to think that a lot of people wanted to see the movie, couldn’t find
it in a nearby theatre, and opted for the digital version. (Which is exactly what I did.)
I think it’s a toss-up whether or not another
film is made; I imagine all the major players would be up for it, especially
given Kristen Bell’s enduring love for the character. In the meantime, Rob Thomas also managed to convince
Vintage to publish a series of novels based on the character, and “The Thousand
Dollar Tan Line” is the first to hit the shelves.
In essence, the novel is a straight-up sequel
to Veronica Mars, covering some of
the more obvious consequences of the choices made by the end of the film. That’s a very good thing, because a good part
of the novel is devoted to Veronica’s battles to re-establish herself in the
world of Neptune, CA. As usual, once she’s
on the case, officially or not, she manages to pave her way forward with
relative confidence. It’s the more
personal moments that tend to confound her, especially as she tries to convince
her father and others that she made the right choice.
The case itself has a lot of nice twists and
turns. The disappearance of one girl
initiates the case, which is complicated when a second girl disappears under seemingly
similar circumstances. I was never quite
sure where the investigation was going to go, yet the resolution to both
mysteries never struck me as contrived.
Everything about the case fits perfectly into the corrupt paradise that
Neptune has always been shown to be. Not
only that, but there are shades of Veronica’s “origins” that add layers to what
she uncovers.
One nice touch is that the ongoing debate
between Veronica and her father over her choice to stay in Neptune and resume
her private investigator life is given closure by the end of the book. Keeping that tension going for too long would
be utterly repetitive in future novels, and it sets the stage well for future
volumes. Also, while the idea of
Veronica scraping by to keep Mars Investigations running would fit well into
the standard noir model, having it end with the future looking a bit more
promising than that prevents another source of repetition.
On the down side, the novel does have a few
flaws. Veronica has a personal
connection to the second missing girl that seems a bit hard to swallow. Granted, it touches on elements from the
series and what would logically be a lingering character thread, but it also
feels shoe-horned into the story to create an unnecessary conflict of interest.
Another issue is Veronica’s supposed lack of
experience with firearms, and reluctance to even handle one. Since when is that an issue? More to the point, she was briefly training
with the FBI (a nod to the potential direction of a never-made fourth
season). Wouldn’t she have been trained
at that point? It comes across an artificial
way to bring Weevil into the plot, to remind the readers what happened in the
film is still not resolved!
It also bothered me that Veronica’s violent
run-in with the notorious brothers of a Mexican cartel, including the
accusations that she tosses out at them, has little or no consequence. It’s hard to believe that they would simply
let things lie and not deliver some kind of message. Since the likely outcome would have been
somebody dying, it would have made more sense to find another way to arrive at
the same plot points.
- Solid follow-up to the recent film revival
- The case is appropriately complex
- The end sets up a bright future for the franchise
- Veronica’s connection to the case is a bit much
- When did Veronica forget how to use a gun?
- Some consequences should have been bigger